We’re going to have lasting peace in the Middle East before we reconcile Teams Jacob and Edward, especially because we can go round after round. Today’s face-off: Battle of the Coverboys. *Ding Ding!* Fight!
In one corner, we have sensitive looking Lautner on the cover of Teen Vogue, more or less begging to be kissed goodnight by thousands of heartsick little girls. In the other, Pattinson gracing the cover of AnOtherMan, giving his best drunkface. Seriously, homeslice, take a multivitamin.